Hendrix's Eccentric Commentary

2/9/2025

Today is the High Holy Day of my people. I am prepared to fulfill my obligations so as to merit the blessings of the Heavens.

I have procured the sacred foods (pizza and wings) from the sanctioned purveyor (Pizza Hut).

I will perform the required devotions. (Turn on the Super Bowl and watch.)

Rituals complete, I hope to gain the favor of the gods for me and my tribe.