Hendrix's Eccentric Commentary

Eccentric and Idiosyncratic Commentary on Current and Military Affairs

Category: Humor

  • Culinary Thought for the Day:  

    4/12/2025 When adding seasoning or spices, measuring spoons are for wimps.


  • Tariff Addendum

    4/3/2025 Donald Trump has published an addendum to the tariffs that were announced yesterday: cancel the scraps for the beggars and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.


  • Big Scientific Question of the Day:

    3/3/2024  When a human transforms into a werewolf, and vice-versa, does, or does not, the law of conservation of mass apply? That is to say, does a 180lb human turn…


  • If Trump was President in 1940

    2/28/2025 If Trump had been president in 1940: “Winston, Germany didn’t invade Poland, you did. We’ve spent too much money, and you haven’t said thank you enough. Hitler is offering…


  • Telemarketers in Hell

    2/18/2025 Dante need to be reincarnated so that he can devise another circle of Hell specifically for telemarketers.


  • The 100 Days

    2/17/2025 I am awestruck:  I thought it would take Trump a couple of years to destroy the United States, but Trump has already made an impressive start in his first…


  • Stepping Off

    11/22/2012 Scott N. Hendrix is watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, which just featured the US Air Force Band and Honor Guard.  The HONOR GUARD could not manage to all…


  • Buried in the Swamp while Ignoring the Alligator

    2/4/2025 Today I fell victim to the deadliest ambush known to mankind, more dangerous than Seal Team 6 in an L ambush backed up by attack helicopters and JDAMs:  The…


  • Trooping the Color

    2/10/2025 I was just watching video of the Trooping of the Color — the spectacular parade held every year in June to celebrate the monarch of Great Britain’s birthday. The…


  • High Holy Day

    2/9/2025 Today is the High Holy Day of my people. I am prepared to fulfill my obligations so as to merit the blessings of the Heavens. I have procured the…


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